anyone else really happy they got over their “i hate the color pink” phase
Why were we all so extra
Internalised misogyny
Dude, companies are baffled by this everything available in pink is selling no matter what the colour of the year is or what other colours it’s available in. They’ve dubbed it “millennial pink” and they’re scratching their heads over this and it’s legit just that everyone is getting over their internalised misogyny and being like “yes pink is a happy colour I need happy give me more pink”
I want to show people that it is possible to get a job, and have the hair color you love.
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Beige - I don’t know you at all.
Yellow - I don’t like your blog.
Green - I don’t like you.
Olive - I think you are unattractive.
Brown - I hate you.
Grey - You scare me.
Black - Delete your tumblr.
White - FACEBOOK/SKYPE/other means of contacting you PLEASE
Bubble Gum: Gender?
Almond: Hair color?
Aquamarine: Eye color?
Asparagus: Birthday?
Cerise: First name?
Dandelion: Middle name?
Leather Jacket: Long or short hair?
Pink Sherbert: Short or tall?
Lavender: Braces?
Manatee: Smoker or non smoker?
Mountain Meadow: Drank or still drink alcohol?
Wisteria: Ever done drugs?
Emerald: Favorite thing about yourself?
Black Shadows: Something you’re allergic to?
Denim: Any diseases?
Raw Umber: Sexual orientation?
Misty Moss: Kissed anyone other than family?
Outer Space: Had sex?
Shadow: Name of crush?
Smashed Pumpkin: Why you like the person you do?
Magic Mint: Number of people you dated?
Steel Teal: Longest time you’ve dated someone?
Thistle: Number of best friends?
Eggplant: Number of siblings?
Fuchsia: Number of pets?
Plum: Still live with parent(s)?
Razzmic Berry: Name of your mother?
Sonic Silver: Name of your father?
Sea Serpent: Both parents still alive?
Eucalyptus: Country you live in?
Salmon: Place you wish to live or visit?
Winter Sky: Number of days missed from school this year?
Mystic Maroon: Met anyone famous?
Dark Venetian Red: Dream job?
Radical Red: Aesthetic?
Malachite: Something you love?
Moonstone: Something you love the smell of?
Bittersweet: Favorite music artist?
Lemon Glacier: Favorite album?
Inchworm: Favorite song?
Scarlet: Favorite book?
Unmellow Yellow: Favorite TV show?
Wild Blue Yonder: Favorite movie?
Blue Bell: Favorite restaurant?
Medium Orange: Favorite fruit?
Mulberry: Favorite vegetable
Canary: Favorite class in school?
Periwinkle: Favorite website?
Black: Favorite season?
Ruby: Favorite holiday?
Midnight: Favorite day of the week?
Maximum Purple: Favorite time of day?
Permanent Geranium Lake: Favorite flower?
Sea Green: Favorite animal?
Timberwolf: Movie theater or Netflix?
Blizzard Blue: Buying music or
downloading from YouTube?
“You need to redye your hair”
“you missed a spot”
“you should dye it a different color”
“i like your natural hair better”
“its fading”
“i liked it better when it was this color”
“it looks bad on you”
!!!
STOP P!!!!
UNLESS YOU WANNA GIVE ME $25-$50 FOR BLEACH AND DYE AND SPEND 3 OR MORE HOURS COLORING IT, THEN YOU DONT HAVE ANY SAY ON WHAT WHAT MY HAIR COLOR LOOKS LIKE!!!!!!
SHUT!!!!!! UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what if people’s hair changed color based on their emotions
like one day you’re out getting a cup of coffee and you notice some cutie in the back of the coffeeshop and your hair starts turning bright pink and you do you best to try to hide it but you can’t help but look over and
they’re just sitting there, staring at you, their face as flushed as their locks
all these recent dystopian novels are basically the same story with a different twist it’s like
and I feel like I should hate them for this but I CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF THESE FUCKIN BOOKS
Despite having pink hair, a tragic backstory, and untold magic power, the narrator refuses to make you the main character
Nymphadora Tonks and the Non-Existant Side Story.
Mermaid girls: wavy hair, sea shells everywhere, wants to/lives by the sea, always happy, moon child, loves to explore creeks & lakes
Elf girls: blushes all the time, loves mushrooms, collects crystals, obsessed w/ their record player, adventures in the forest alone to take photos
Fairy girls: quiet, wears very pink shimmery highlighters, has tiny random braids in hair, sweetest creature, always wears a dress, sews lace on everything
Nymph girls: loves playing by creeks, eats cherries all the time, tons of gold jewelry, only listens to lana, acts like an angel, tangling long hair, writes in her diary
she wasn’t like all the other girls… she wore converse and listened to songs by [insert irrelevant ass band]. she also had colorful hair and hated the color pink. but one day, she would meet [the whitest boy possible] who would change EVERYTHING
leftboob-enthusiast
americankimchi
more dnd campaigns with overtly fantastic plots. full on fairy tale bullshit. like something out of mythology or a fable.
the party is tasked to retrieve the moon, which has been stolen from the sky. 87% chance the moon is also sentient.
a color that was locked away by the gods for being too beautiful/terrible/powerful is released again and a dragon of that color now threatens the land. also because it’s new it’s in fashion and everyone who can get their hands on it is wearing this color and it’s starting to give you a headache.
relieve the land of their drought by finding what happened to the rain and bringing it back.
go wild. have fun
